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| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Stuart AshenAshens | Ashens |
 Richard SandlingRichard | Richard |
 Warwick DavisHimself | Himself |
 Robert LlewellynThe Professor | The Professor |
 Victoria BroomThe Maiden in Black | The Maiden in Black |
 Chris KendallNemesis | Nemesis |
| MMillie ReevesAshley | Ashley |
| EEmma CroftCounter Girl | Counter Girl |
| DDan TomlinsonGeoffrey Excellence | Geoffrey Excellence |
 Mawaan RizwanIqbal / Mother Iqbal | Iqbal / Mother Iqbal |
 Sule RimiChef Brilliance | Chef Brilliance |
| LLouis WaymouthKnighthood | Knighthood |
 Stuart MatthewsSecurity Guard | Security Guard |
| FFawn MeadThe Fan | The Fan |
| TThomas AthertonPrisoner | Prisoner |
| RRichard BallRevis | Revis |
| CChristopher BinghamSpoonboy | Spoonboy |
| MMathew BuckFilm Brain | Film Brain |
| LLarry Bundy Jr.Guru Larry | Guru Larry |
| DDick BushNurse | Nurse |
| KKayleigh CousinsBar Girl | Bar Girl |
| LLuke CutforthSelf | Self |
| SSimon DavisPolice Officer | Police Officer |
| MMyles DyerScientist | Scientist |
| KKerry GilbertMarian | Marian |
| AAli JardineHoodie | Hoodie |
| CConor JatterHoodie | Hoodie |
 Dick BushNurse | Nurse |