Ray McMichael is a part time coffee shop employee and part time filmmaker who teams up with film festival darling Weston Craig to make the greatest independent film ever. Through their struggles, they encounter agents, starlets, lesbians, porn stars, extraterrestrials and an enigmatic auteur named Dagmar Geech.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dan O'DonahueRay McMichael | Ray McMichael |
 Chris HardwickWeston Craig | Weston Craig |
 Rebecca McFarlandMolly Fitzsimmons | Molly Fitzsimmons |
 Amy WeberFaith | Faith |
 Luigi AmodeoTony Bonerelli | Tony Bonerelli |
 Eva LosethLindsey | Lindsey |
 J.P. ManouxBeezer | Beezer |
 Adam CarollaCool Guy | Cool Guy |
 Cheryl PollakShiloh | Shiloh |
 Mike PhirmanJoey | Joey |
 Jacinda BarrettTiffany | Tiffany |
 Michael A. GoorjianDanny Farthing | Danny Farthing |
 Jeff DentonChet | Chet |
| MMonique JonesAssistant | Assistant |
| BBrian TurkTom | Tom |
| DDavid SchlegelHeadphone Guy | Headphone Guy |
| TTucker ForemanDark Man | Dark Man |
| EErin RamirezStrawberry Girl | Strawberry Girl |
 Bill ErwinMonty | Monty |
| CCaspar PoyckJohn | John |
| CColin MaloneHimself | Himself |
| DDino EverettHimself | Himself |
| KKent GeorgeChris Mendelev | Chris Mendelev |
| JJames NicolaySteven McGuire | Steven McGuire |
 Christopher LennertzBassist | Bassist |
| BBlake GrantGuitarist | Guitarist |
| DDagmar GeechHimself | Himself |