Alex despises Modern Art but when he falls in love with an adorable French artist, he understands that the only way to conquer her heart is to pretend he is an artist. He now must win a Modern Art contest in order to win her heart.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 David WaymanAlex | Alex |
 Sharlit DeyzacPénélope | Pénélope |
 Dee TailsSquid | Squid |
 Adrian BouchetSean | Sean |
 Louis BernardJean-Paul de Chauvignac | Jean-Paul de Chauvignac |
 Rebecca FerdinandoCheyenne | Cheyenne |
| ZZara SymesBarbara | Barbara |
 Paul DewdneyLord J. Taylor | Lord J. Taylor |
| JJudy BuxtonStella Pullman | Stella Pullman |
| CCharlotte LewisRebecca | Rebecca |
 Jeffrey HollandSteven Phillips | Steven Phillips |
 Angela PetersAlice | Alice |
 Michael KoltesRobert | Robert |
 Judith GeorgiCamille | Camille |
 Lindy PieriGuest at Private View | Guest at Private View |
 Alex DeeMr. Kash | Mr. Kash |