On his first day working at small-town paper, The Arkippiana Gazette, Stan Neely interacts with the locals; crazy townies, sociopath cops, and some very opinionated greeting cards.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Matt BesserJim Brady Jr / Officer James Brady | Jim Brady Jr / Officer James Brady |
 Hal AlpertOld Man Stan | Old Man Stan |
| HHunter M. AltmanNewsie | Newsie |
 Vinnie DuyckNewsie | Newsie |
 Horatio SanzFrank Falco | Frank Falco |
 Betsy SodaroRhonda | Rhonda |
 Drew TarverStan Neeley | Stan Neeley |
 Hillary Anne MatthewsCindy Fox | Cindy Fox |
| TTony KetchamVagrant | Vagrant |