Mr. Armistead is the referee for an amateur league Sunday Football match. Disliked and abused by all the players he tries to play fair and ensure they follow the rules. By the end of the match he's had enough and really uses his head to show them that he's not as useless as they all think.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| DDavid SwiftMr Armistead | Mr Armistead |
 Freddie FletcherAlbion Captain | Albion Captain |
 David BradleyParker Street Goalie | Parker Street Goalie |
 Duggie BrownAlbion Coach | Albion Coach |
 Fred FeastParker Street Coach | Parker Street Coach |
 Joe GladwinSam | Sam |
| AAnne KirkbridePlayer's Girlfriend | Player's Girlfriend |
| GGordon McGraeParker Street Captain | Parker Street Captain |
 Alan ErasmusParker Street Player | Parker Street Player |
| BBert KingAlbion Linesman | Albion Linesman |
 Susan LittlerJeannie | Jeannie |
 Clare SutcliffePlayer's Girlfriend | Player's Girlfriend |
 Clare KellyGwen | Gwen |
| LLynne CarolWoman with Dog | Woman with Dog |
| MMichael De FrayneNorman, Groundsman | Norman, Groundsman |
| RRoy NieldAlbion Player | Albion Player |
 Stephen BentParker Street Player | Parker Street Player |
| JJoey KayeAlbion Player | Albion Player |
| JJohn ProctorAlbion Goalie | Albion Goalie |