 Rich LittleRichie | Richie |
 Herb VolandSpiro | Spiro |
 Diahn WilliamsAnita | Anita |
 Bruce KirbyAdolph | Adolph |
| SStewart BradleyGuilford | Guilford |
 Stanley AdamsPresident of Persia | President of Persia |
| MMagda HaroutDuchess of Zanzig | Duchess of Zanzig |
 Billy SandsInterpreter | Interpreter |
 Bob EinsteinAgent Nussbaum | Agent Nussbaum |
| IIvan NaranjoAgent Silver Arrow | Agent Silver Arrow |
| TTiger Joe MarshAgent Togohashi | Agent Togohashi |
| AArt LassiterAgent Washington | Agent Washington |
 Norman GrabowskiAgent Jablonski | Agent Jablonski |
| JJohn McDonaldAgent O'Flaherty | Agent O'Flaherty |
 Hal SmithChief Justice | Chief Justice |
| MMichael EliasChauffeur | Chauffeur |
 John LawrenceBricklayer | Bricklayer |
 Steve MartinHippie | Hippie |
| KKate MurtaghNurse | Nurse |
| TTom KellyHandball Announcer (voice) | Handball Announcer (voice) |
 Dick EnbergOlympics Announcer (voice) | Olympics Announcer (voice) |
| EEd RemickMan with Finger | Man with Finger |
 Stan LaurelLaurel (archive footage) | Laurel (archive footage) |
 Oliver HardyHardy (archive footage) | Hardy (archive footage) |
 Bob HarksSenator (uncredited) | Senator (uncredited) |
 Adolf HitlerSelf (archive footage) (uncredited) | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) |
 Richard NixonSelf (archive footage) (uncredited) | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) |
