An aspiring horror movie writer searches for love in a world of heartache, desperation and fluffy toys.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SSam LewisDean | Dean |
 Jessica NapierJade | Jade |
 Justin SmithIan | Ian |
 Abi TuckerMay | May |
| LLuke LennoxMole | Mole |
 Lara CoxHeather | Heather |
 Tim CampbellBarnsey | Barnsey |
| EEmmanuel MarshallSimon | Simon |
| JJohnathan DevoyLogan | Logan |
| PPaul ZebrowskiSteve | Steve |
| JJenelle FavazzoSharon | Sharon |
| BBen AgerBeanie | Beanie |
| KKate GarvenBarbarella | Barbarella |
| NNicole StanzerXena-138 | Xena-138 |
 Celia IrelandCase Worker | Case Worker |
 Patrick DicksonHeather's Dad | Heather's Dad |
| SSue CollieHeather's Mum | Heather's Mum |
| AAnthony O'ConnorToaster Junkie | Toaster Junkie |
 Jill McKayPhoto Woman | Photo Woman |
| AAnita SpringSurly Checkout Chick | Surly Checkout Chick |
 Ken GoodletOld Man Crutch | Old Man Crutch |
| JJoel McIlroyChook | Chook |
| TTrent BowaterWazza | Wazza |
| AAdam CouperCompere | Compere |
| JJamie ZamudioWeedy Comedian | Weedy Comedian |
| DDarren AllySpruiker | Spruiker |
| FFrancis FairhurstKaraoke Christian | Karaoke Christian |
| MMichael WynneAudience Member | Audience Member |
| AAnatole DayNaked Guy | Naked Guy |
| AAdam CahillPinny Junkie | Pinny Junkie |