Saul Schwartz, a married successful businessman, is bored with his life and decides he has had enough. So he gets a divorce, quits his job, and goes off to pursue his dream, in Hollywood to be a movie star. Only becoming a movie star isn't as easy as he thought. Nobody wants an overweight, 50 year old, New Yorker who looks like a lawyer. He's going to have to make a few adjustments.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jack ScaliaSaul Schwartz | Saul Schwartz |
 Kathy IrelandTaylor Christopher | Taylor Christopher |
 Norm CrosbyShlomo Schwartz | Shlomo Schwartz |
 George HamiltonRudolpho Carbonera | Rudolpho Carbonera |
 Elliott GouldGeorge Levine | George Levine |
 Katherine HelmondMildred Schwartz | Mildred Schwartz |
 Betsy RussellCheryl Schwartz | Cheryl Schwartz |
| BBrenda EppersonLouise Armstrong | Louise Armstrong |
 James DoohanDr. Landon | Dr. Landon |
 Allan RichStudio Executive #1 | Studio Executive #1 |
 Carol LawrenceCasting Director #1 | Casting Director #1 |
 Arlene GolonkaActing Coach | Acting Coach |
 Frank GorshinAsino | Asino |
| MMarla HeasleyMarge Apple | Marge Apple |
 Ava CadellMrs. Scarborough | Mrs. Scarborough |
| LLinden ChilesB.J. Scarborough | B.J. Scarborough |
 Mother LoveCookie | Cookie |
 Fawna MacLarenCherry Cream Pie | Cherry Cream Pie |
 Phillip GlasserYoung Saul Schwartz | Young Saul Schwartz |
| MMarion ArcheyNot listed | Not listed |
| CCraig VincentAsino's Henchman | Asino's Henchman |