Out to prove who's the "most American" of them all, contestants on a reality TV show in the year 2028 find out they're about to get much less than they bargained for.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJohn BattagliesePierre | Pierre |
 Thea McCartanRoberta | Roberta |
 Zane PhillipsJonah | Jonah |
 Jasmine McLeishPaulina Starr | Paulina Starr |
 Brian O'NeillStage Manager | Stage Manager |