An awkward loner becomes a mail-order private investigator, only to become somewhat of a bumbling stalker for the girl of his dreams.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jonny MarsOwen Mercer | Owen Mercer |
 Bill WiseEd Hayes | Ed Hayes |
| JJuliana SheffieldCatherine | Catherine |
| MMatt CarmodyCarl | Carl |
| JJana Lee BrockmanJulie | Julie |
 Mike MitchellUrban Guy #1 | Urban Guy #1 |
 David BlackwellLarry Williams | Larry Williams |
| RRicardo AzulayPolice Detective | Police Detective |
| MMike WoolfValet | Valet |
| TTim BauerUrban Guy #2 | Urban Guy #2 |
| MMark MiksSpy Shop Salesman | Spy Shop Salesman |
| SShannon SedwickOwen's Mom | Owen's Mom |
| LLandon PetersonDoug | Doug |