Two American mafiosi, Gino and Settimo, take refuge in the Glasgow cafe owned by their Scottish/Italian cousin, but he isn't the tough guy they'd expected. Gino and Settimo try to repay Roberto's hospitality by chasing off a debt collector who wants his property, but their strong arm tactics alarm him and he realises they aren't the PR consultants they claimed to be.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Gerald LepkowskiRoberto | Roberto |
 Shirley HendersonAlice | Alice |
 Danny NucciGino | Gino |
 Vincent PastoreTony | Tony |
| EEva CouttsYoung Sundae Girl | Young Sundae Girl |
 Dan HedayaSettimo | Settimo |
 Russell HunterNonno | Nonno |
 Stevan RimkusJoJo | JoJo |
 Olegar FedoroTaras (Ukrainian Dad) | Taras (Ukrainian Dad) |
| AAlan McQueenOstap | Ostap |
| GGeorge McNeilageAndriy | Andriy |
| RRab ReillyMikola | Mikola |
 Stephen GrahamHenry | Henry |
 Jake AbrahamVince | Vince |
 John ByrneCustoms Official | Customs Official |