Aspiring actress Amelia begins her 25th birthday by breaking up with her boyfriend, and things only go downhill from there. After visiting a dubious psychic for advice, Amelia sets off on a bizarre adventure to find money for rent and possibly love.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Danny TrejoDon Javier | Don Javier |
 Electra AvellanAmelia | Amelia |
 Jennifer TillyMiss Celie | Miss Celie |
 Margaret ChoBabs | Babs |
 Robert RodriguezEmilio Cruz | Emilio Cruz |
| KKaren KeltsEve Harrington | Eve Harrington |
| MMark WhittingtonPeter | Peter |
| NNatalia BreaFlora (Amelia's Mom) / Isabelle | Flora (Amelia's Mom) / Isabelle |
| MMarianita CadenaLittle Amelia | Little Amelia |
| NNicholes ColeAaron | Aaron |
| LLeah RachelMichelle | Michelle |
| DDavid LewisSteve | Steve |
 Jon AbrahamsSonny | Sonny |
 Melissa OrdwayLoralei | Loralei |
| MMohamad KoaikMr. Cherkofsky | Mr. Cherkofsky |
 Ashley Parker AngelJacob | Jacob |
 Nicole SiennaCarla | Carla |
 Claude KnowltonSpheenktor | Spheenktor |
 Dana RosendorffKat | Kat |
| KKameshia DuncanMonique | Monique |
| TTommy KijasEve's Driver | Eve's Driver |
| CCourtney Cole-FendleyCourtney | Courtney |
| EEdward NunezMakeup Assistant | Makeup Assistant |
 Henry DittmanJerry | Jerry |
| SShana Gregory WilliamsPinky | Pinky |
| RRobert ReinsPhil | Phil |
| KKelli VothPorn Store Patron | Porn Store Patron |
 Ally MakiAlly | Ally |
 Kerri RandlesBetty (Casting Director) | Betty (Casting Director) |
 Chelsea TavaresActress | Actress |