 Arsenio HallApartment Victim (segment "Mondo Condo") | Apartment Victim (segment "Mondo Condo") |
| DDonald F. MuhichEasterbrook (segment "Pethouse Video") | Easterbrook (segment "Pethouse Video") |
 Monique GabrielleTaryn Steele (segment "Pethouse Video") | Taryn Steele (segment "Pethouse Video") |
 Lou JacobiMurray (segment "Murray in Videoland") | Murray (segment "Murray in Videoland") |
 Erica YohnSelma (segment "Murray in Videoland") | Selma (segment "Murray in Videoland") |
| DDebbi A. DavisonWeather Person (segment "Murray in Videoland") | Weather Person (segment "Murray in Videoland") |
| RRob KrauszFloor Manager (segment "Murray in Videoland") | Floor Manager (segment "Murray in Videoland") |
 Phil HartmanBaseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland") | Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland") |
 Corey BurtonAnchorman (segment "Murray in Videoland") / TV Announcer (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") | Anchorman (segment "Murray in Videoland") / TV Announcer (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") |
| Corey BurtonAnnouncer (segment "Silly Paté") | Announcer (segment "Silly Paté") |
 Michelle PfeifferBrenda (segment "Hospital") | Brenda (segment "Hospital") |
 Peter HortonHarry (segment "Hospital") | Harry (segment "Hospital") |
 Griffin DunneDoctor (segment "Hospital") | Doctor (segment "Hospital") |
| BBrian Ann ZoccolaNurse (segment "Hospital") | Nurse (segment "Hospital") |
 Joe PantolianoSy Swerdlow (segment "Hairlooming") | Sy Swerdlow (segment "Hairlooming") |
 Stanley BrockCustomer (segment "Hairlooming") | Customer (segment "Hairlooming") |
 Steve ForrestCaptain Nelson (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") | Captain Nelson (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") |
 Robert ColbertBlackie (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") | Blackie (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") |
 Joey TravoltaButch (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") | Butch (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") |
 Forrest J. AckermanU.S. President (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") | U.S. President (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") |
 Sybil DanningQueen Lara (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") | Queen Lara (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") |
 Lana ClarksonAlpha Beta (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") | Alpha Beta (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") |
 David Alan GrierDon Simmons (segment "Blacks Without Soul") / Don Simmons (segment "Don 'No Soul' Simmons") | Don Simmons (segment "Blacks Without Soul") / Don Simmons (segment "Don 'No Soul' Simmons") |
 B.B. KingB.B. King (segment "Blacks Without Soul") | B.B. King (segment "Blacks Without Soul") |
 William BryantMale Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul") | Male Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul") |
 Roxie RokerFemale Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul") | Female Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul") |
 Le TariPimp (segment "Blacks Without Soul") | Pimp (segment "Blacks Without Soul") |
| CChristopher BroughtonFan Club President (segment "Blacks Without Soul") | Fan Club President (segment "Blacks Without Soul") |
 Rosanna ArquetteKaren (segment "Two I.D.'s") | Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s") |
 Steve GuttenbergJerry (segment "Two I.D.'s") | Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s") |
