
In a sleepy little mill town in North Carolina, Paul is the town Romeo. But when his best friend's sister returns home from boarding school, he finds himself falling for her innocent charm. In spite of her lack of experience and the violent protests of her brother, the two find themselves in a sweet, dreamy and all-consuming love.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| Paul | |
| Noel | |
| Tip | |
| Bust-Ass (as Danny R. McBride) | |
| Bo | |
| Mary-Margaret | |
| Uncle Leland | |
| JJohn KirklandJustin | Justin |
| JJames Marshall CaseJudge Harvey | Judge Harvey |
| Elvira | |
| MMaya Ling PruittFeng-Shui | Feng-Shui |
| Dancing Orderly | |
| KKarey WilliamsTammy Clinard | Tammy Clinard |
| MMatt ChapmanStrong Bad | Strong Bad |
| MMaribeth AyersNoel's Friend | Noel's Friend |
| SSummer SheltonNoel's other friend | Noel's other friend |
| BBob HardisonBob | Bob |
| BBartow ChurchGeoff Seibanick | Geoff Seibanick |
| Tonya (uncredited) |