A miniature vaudeville show, complete with a title card introducing each act, is presented. First up is The On-Wah Troupe, an East Asian group of contortionists. Next, Blossom Seeley and Benny Fields sing a duet of the song, "Why Don't You Practice What You Preach". Third up, father and son Pat Rooney and Pat Rooney Jr. perform a recitation and dance musing about if they will ever be as clever as their dad. And the last act on the bill is The Runaway Four, a group of comic acrobats.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Pat RooneyHimself | Himself |
| PPat Rooney Jr.Himself | Himself |
 Blossom SeeleyHerself | Herself |
 Benny FieldsHimself | Himself |