Bridget, the cook on the Hard-Up Ranch, is some eat specialist on everything but soup. This, the boys declare, is bad, and select "Alkali" as the martyr to so inform her. "Alkali" does the test he can, but is bombarded out of the kitchen by the irate Bridget, who proceeds to drive the boys to the shelter of the hayloft for protection.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Augustus CarneyAlkali Ike | Alkali Ike |
 Margaret JoslinBridget | Bridget |
| AArthur MackleyNot listed | Not listed |
 Fred ChurchNot listed | Not listed |
 Harry ToddNot listed | Not listed |
| KKite RobinsonNot listed | Not listed |
| AAl ParksNot listed | Not listed |
| LLouis MorisetteNot listed | Not listed |