Alien drag queens in outer space versus hunky young cadet space boys. Hair toxins, revenge, love, and deceit on the final frontier forces the dashing Captain Priapus into a love triangle, splitting him from lover and leading him to confront his greatest enemy...his hairdresser!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SStephen MaxineTrendar | Trendar |
| RRacine MansonMinion | Minion |
| LLucille CarmichaelNurse Lucille | Nurse Lucille |
| CCherrod CookeLove Zombie Q69 | Love Zombie Q69 |
 Leigh CrowNot listed | Not listed |
| GGentry JohnsonCapt. Priapus | Capt. Priapus |
| VVeronica KlausAmbassatrix from Rigel 7 | Ambassatrix from Rigel 7 |
| MMichael McIntoshLt. Biff | Lt. Biff |
| RRaymond VitaleLt. Splooge | Lt. Splooge |