Alan leaves behind his comfortable existence and heads to the north to ask whether, in this once united kingdom, a 'schasm' has formed between north and south, between the haves and have-nots.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Steve CooganAlan Partridge | Alan Partridge |
 John ThomsonKevin Ruddock | Kevin Ruddock |
 Ben Rufus GreenDavid Paul | David Paul |
| JJean EllwoodPam | Pam |
| RRachel BullenShakira | Shakira |
 Miles JuppJames Havant Brown | James Havant Brown |
| TTom LeonardDarren | Darren |
| DDanny RodleyPaul | Paul |
| AAdem MarshallJack | Jack |
| LLouis DroganGang Member 1 | Gang Member 1 |
| CCameron DrainGang Member 2 | Gang Member 2 |
 Fiona AllenMayor | Mayor |
 Karl TheobaldJoel Maidment | Joel Maidment |