When Crystal meets her idol, internet guru Nanak, she quickly learns that searching for enlightenment can be dangerous. Only she alone can save her vibrator from the guru's grasp in this offbeat comedy.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJade PugaCrystal Luna | Crystal Luna |
 Pepe SernaNanak | Nanak |
 Carlos RamirezSandra | Sandra |
 Marco Antonio ParraRick | Rick |
 Lia ChapmanMary | Mary |
 Robert HallakBob | Bob |
| LLouise DavisLu | Lu |
 Bart BravermanAhmed | Ahmed |
 Sean McNabbCash | Cash |
 Maggie WagnerReporter | Reporter |
 Jeff BlumbergFragile Man | Fragile Man |
 Amentha DymallyJune | June |
| AAmery Ken ThaoMonk | Monk |
| JJessica SilvettiSarah | Sarah |
 Jason WoodsMatt | Matt |
| BBurgandi Trejo PhoenixCafe Woman | Cafe Woman |
 Ashley WatkinsJogger | Jogger |
| MMichelle ParraSkater Chick | Skater Chick |
| AAlyssa DelgadoTeddy Bear Girl | Teddy Bear Girl |
| MMaya WashingtonCupcake Girl | Cupcake Girl |
| SShivani ThakkarNanak's Dancer | Nanak's Dancer |
 Shalini BathinaNanak's Dancer | Nanak's Dancer |
| JJanelle CruzNanak's Dancer | Nanak's Dancer |
| DDebbie JohnNanak's Dancer | Nanak's Dancer |
| JJoya KaziNanak's Dancer | Nanak's Dancer |
| GGloria LanuzaNanak's Dancer | Nanak's Dancer |
| SShyamala MoortyNanak's Dancer | Nanak's Dancer |
| TTania PossickNanak's Dancer | Nanak's Dancer |
| IIngrid SchnellNanak's Dancer | Nanak's Dancer |
| KKurt EvansNanak Protestor | Nanak Protestor |