A disgraced ex-cop and a hot headed newly-wed must team up as hospital security guards to solve a local pill thief case.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Andrew J. Bullard IVLuke | Luke |
| DDan LyonsRandy | Randy |
| PPhedora EvermooreCandace | Candace |
 Chris GoadKeith | Keith |
| IIndia CorleyNurse Ashley | Nurse Ashley |
| DDonna DeterNurse Peggy | Nurse Peggy |
| AAntonio SanderferDon the Informant | Don the Informant |
| JJeff ClayLeapin' Larry (voice)/Man in the Apartment | Leapin' Larry (voice)/Man in the Apartment |
| MMark RichertMr. Reilly | Mr. Reilly |
| JJoseph KellyDJ Reese (voice) | DJ Reese (voice) |