Melvin lives a boring life, running an antique shop and sneaking off to 42nd Street to watch dirty movies, while dreaming that he too may some day seduce a woman. One afternoon, he finds a strange old urn that, when rubbed a special way, unleashes a genie capable of satisfying his every wish.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Chris JordanGenie (as Karen Craig) | Genie (as Karen Craig) |
| DDouglas StoneMelvin | Melvin |
 Tina RussellJanet Geckel / Tina Russell | Janet Geckel / Tina Russell |
 Harry ReemsHarry Reems | Harry Reems |
 Marc StevensMarc Stevens | Marc Stevens |
 UltramaxMother | Mother |
 Harding HarrisonIrving | Irving |
 Levi RichardsMilkman | Milkman |
 Eric EdwardsInsurance Salesman | Insurance Salesman |
 Lynn StevensGirl in Fantasy | Girl in Fantasy |
| SSandy FoxxGirl in Fantasy | Girl in Fantasy |
| TThuviaGirl in Fantasy | Girl in Fantasy |
| RRonald HolandStore Customer | Store Customer |
 Jason RussellMan in Theater | Man in Theater |
 Fred J. LincolnMan in Theater | Man in Theater |
| JJames ShepardMan in Theater | Man in Theater |