A low-level mobster takes a stab at stand-up comedy while in the Witness Protection Program.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mackenzie MeehanLorie | Lorie |
 Michael RapaportColin | Colin |
 Moran AtiasMaria | Maria |
 Wass StevensMario | Mario |
 Annie HeiseVicky | Vicky |
 Ray IannicelliFrank | Frank |
 Danny A. AbeckaserSammy | Sammy |
 Bob SagetMel | Mel |
 Jay R. FergusonManny | Manny |
| JJessica DiGiovanniMelissa | Melissa |
 Gregg BelloLawyer | Lawyer |
 Andrew FiscellaUncle Pat | Uncle Pat |
| EElliot TebeleF*ckJerry (uncredited) | F*ckJerry (uncredited) |