Pizza isn't the only thing delivered in this horror-comedy. Zaffo is a pizza-delivery guy who's constantly ridiculed by his friends and co-workers. When a group of teenagers force Zaffo into a homoerotic situation, he finally decides to fight back, enlisting the help of a psychic and an over-the-top gay customer to cast spells on the boys. Once Zaffo has them under his power, he tortures them … one at a time.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJustin AckermanRyan | Ryan |
| TThe Amazing RobaireHimself | Himself |
| JJohn BaumgartnerOscar | Oscar |
| JJackson BrownStosh | Stosh |
| CChris CatcherYoung Mr. Motherlode | Young Mr. Motherlode |
| AAnthony CozadVictim | Victim |
| VVictor ErdMeyer | Meyer |
 Michael HaboushZaffo | Zaffo |
| JJeremy HicksDarrin | Darrin |
| AAdam HollandCasper | Casper |
| AArthur HuberAspen | Aspen |
| DDanielle JonesViolet | Violet |
| SSarah LovellJasmine | Jasmine |
| MMaurice MaxwellPrincipal Pollywacker | Principal Pollywacker |
| JJustin McFarlaneIvan | Ivan |
| JJames TownsendNot listed | Not listed |
| JJerry RockhardlyNot listed | Not listed |
| BBobby TrendyNot listed | Not listed |