A man on holiday attempts to seduce his wife by writing her a pornographic poem, despite his mother-in-law and children's constant attention.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Michael SmileyThe Writer | The Writer |
| MMelanie McHughThe Wife | The Wife |
 Helena BereenThe Mother in Law | The Mother in Law |
| RRowan McCulloughYounger boy | Younger boy |
| RRudi McCulloughElder boy | Elder boy |