Kicked off the boat in Italy, Charlie forces himself upon a pizzeria owner. Donning his best Italian accent and garb, Charlie sets to work as a waiter, astonishing and horrifying the customers with his barefoot grape-stomping and musical rendition of "Atsa Matta for You?"
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mel BlancCharlie Dog / Pizzeria Owner (voice) | Charlie Dog / Pizzeria Owner (voice) |
 Michael MalteseCustomer (voice) | Customer (voice) |