Eddie always wanted to be a cop, but after repeated rejection from the police academy he finds himself able to be employed only as a night watchman. Unwilling to give up his dream of being a 'man in blue,' he outfits his car and begins wearing an LAPD uniform, using his power to assault and abuse prostitutes.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| II. William QuinnEddie | Eddie |
 Starlyn SimoneLinda | Linda |
 Angela CarnonMildred | Mildred |
 Uschi DigardMassage Parlor Girl in Pink | Massage Parlor Girl in Pink |
| CCindy TaylorMasseuse | Masseuse |
| BBetty ChildsShorter Masseuse with Eddie | Shorter Masseuse with Eddie |
| BBob CresseMassage Parlor Manager (uncredited) | Massage Parlor Manager (uncredited) |
| GGeorge E. CareyEddie's Boss (uncredited) | Eddie's Boss (uncredited) |
 Marland ProctorPoliceman Bob (uncredited) | Policeman Bob (uncredited) |
| PPhil HooverPoliceman on Car Radio (uncredited) | Policeman on Car Radio (uncredited) |
| WWes BishopLt. Jim Cable (uncredited) | Lt. Jim Cable (uncredited) |