Mrs. Drew is so enamored with children that Mr. Drew decides to regress into infantilism so she'll pay more attention to him.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Sidney DrewMr. Newlywed | Mr. Newlywed |
 Mrs. Sidney DrewLucy, Mrs. Newlywed (as Jane Morrow) | Lucy, Mrs. Newlywed (as Jane Morrow) |
 Bobby ConnellyThe borrowed offspring | The borrowed offspring |