A Bit of Tom Jones?
In a late night bar, Henry is approached by a mysterious woman who offers to sell him the severed "manhood" of Wales' greatest vocal entertainer. Believing he can make a fortune selling the infamous appendage on to obsessive fans, Henry stumps up the cash. To help find the right buyer, Henry teams up with his slightly dodgy best friend Teddy and together the two head off on an insane journey that leads them deep into the secret world of celebrity body part trading.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJonny OwenHenry Fielding (as Jonathan Owen) | Henry Fielding (as Jonathan Owen) |
 Roger EvansTeddy Shitfingers | Teddy Shitfingers |
 Eve MylesSally Fielding | Sally Fielding |
 Denise WelchDelilah | Delilah |
 Matt BerryPhilip da Purve | Philip da Purve |
 Margaret JohnNanny | Nanny |
| GGeno WashingtonFriedkin | Friedkin |
 John HenshawBar Owner | Bar Owner |
| SStephen MarzellaBob Dobillina | Bob Dobillina |
 Charles DaleFactory Foreman | Factory Foreman |
 Neil RaymentThompson | Thompson |
 Brendan CharlesonPolice Sergeant | Police Sergeant |
 Joanna GriffithsWPC Helen Anderson | WPC Helen Anderson |
| PPhylip HarriesJenko Powers | Jenko Powers |
| JJim MeyrickGusher | Gusher |
| JJonny SleazeHimself | Himself |
| DDean DaviesHelicopter Pilot | Helicopter Pilot |