The Bear is accidentally hit by Helen Hennerson's (Patsy Kensit) car, and soon she lets him stay at her house with her family.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Leigh FrancisThe Bear/Various Characters | The Bear/Various Characters |
 Patsy KensitHelen Hennerson | Helen Hennerson |
 Sean PertweeRichard Hennerson | Richard Hennerson |
| YYasmine CunliffeLillian Hennerson | Lillian Hennerson |
 Davina McCallDave Ian McCall | Dave Ian McCall |
 Nick MoranThe Scriptwriter | The Scriptwriter |
 Russell BrandMr. Wolf | Mr. Wolf |
| RRoss LeeVarious Characters | Various Characters |
 Barunka O'ShaughnessySacha Van Boederhaag | Sacha Van Boederhaag |
 Karen HayleyLittle Red Riding Hood | Little Red Riding Hood |
 Kirsty GallacherGoldilocks | Goldilocks |
| OOzzy RezatOzzy | Ozzy |
 Craig PhillipsSelf | Self |
 Ben ShephardCarol Singer #1 | Carol Singer #1 |
 Jenni FalconerCarol Singer #2 | Carol Singer #2 |
 Jack OsbourneSelf | Self |
 Ozzy OsbourneSelf | Self |
 Sharon OsbourneSelf | Self |
| TTerry LongdenSelf | Self |
 Dermot O'LearySelf | Self |