Two misfit best friends incapable of growing up, whose direction is tested by an abandoned child, worn beyond his years; together they invent the family they've always needed.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jason RitterBen Dwellman | Ben Dwellman |
 Jake SandvigAlan Manilow | Alan Manilow |
 Chandler CanterburyKelsey Patterson | Kelsey Patterson |
 Rebecca HallMelanie 'Mel' Manilow | Melanie 'Mel' Manilow |
 Todd LouisoMarty | Marty |
 Gabriel MachtWyatt | Wyatt |
 Sally KirklandOlder Jewish Lady | Older Jewish Lady |
 Elmarie WendelThe Mark | The Mark |
 Carrie PrestonLynette | Lynette |
 Johnny SimmonsKelsey Patterson (Age 18) | Kelsey Patterson (Age 18) |
 Amanda SeyfriedAmanda (uncredited) | Amanda (uncredited) |