9 1/2 Ninjas!
1h 27m·Comedy·
Directed by
When corrupt real estate mogul Arnold Gruber evicts Joe and Lisa from their dwellings to make way for new buildings, martial arts-trained Joe turns sexy Lisa into his ninja disciple, and the two team up to fight back in this erotic action comedy. Gruber sends his own ninjas to eliminate Joe and Lisa, who may have trouble focusing on the enemy as they're consumed by their lust for each other.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Michael PhenicieJoe Vogue | Joe Vogue |
 Andee GrayLisa Thorne | Lisa Thorne |
 Robert FieldsteelArnold Gruber | Arnold Gruber |
| MMagda HaroutGladys Vogue | Gladys Vogue |
 Tommy Lister Jr.Cutter | Cutter |
 Don StarkSledge | Sledge |
| BBarbara LearyDimitri | Dimitri |
 Paul JabaraMr. Ninja (voice) | Mr. Ninja (voice) |
 Sharon Lee JonesZelda | Zelda |
 Monty HoffmanIsaac | Isaac |
 Rance HowardNinja Negotiator | Ninja Negotiator |
 Gerald OkamuraMaster | Master |
| KKeaton SimonsYoung Joe | Young Joe |
| KKitsanOtto | Otto |
 Ralph ManzaOld Man | Old Man |
 James WalkerBum | Bum |
 Kane HodderNot listed | Not listed |