John Foster, a man who, following a row with his wife and a drunken night, lists himself for sale on an online auction site.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jessica BlakeMaia Long | Maia Long |
 Christopher DaneJohn Foster | John Foster |
 Eva PopeLara Foster | Lara Foster |
 Lee BoardmanChris Hope | Chris Hope |
| CClint BoonRadio DJ (voice) | Radio DJ (voice) |
 Terry ChristianT-Shirt Man | T-Shirt Man |
| AAlvin Addo-QuayeAlvin | Alvin |