Colin is in agony, shattered by his wife’s infidelity, so his friends kidnap the wife's lover so he can have his revenge.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ray WinstoneColin Diamond | Colin Diamond |
 John HurtOld Man Peanut | Old Man Peanut |
 Ian McShaneMeredith | Meredith |
 Tom WilkinsonArchie | Archie |
 Joanne WhalleyLiz | Liz |
 Melvil PoupaudLoverboy | Loverboy |
 Steven BerkoffTippi Gordon | Tippi Gordon |
 Derek LeaBumface | Bumface |
 Andy de la TourBiggy Walpole | Biggy Walpole |
 Stephen DillaneMal | Mal |
 Edna DoréArchie's Mum | Archie's Mum |