 Kristen RentonCandy Gobstopper (voice) | Candy Gobstopper (voice) |
| GGabriel GambettaBig Unc (voice) | Big Unc (voice) |
 Uwe BollBig Willy (voice) | Big Willy (voice) |
| MMatt BeckiusMax (voice) / Stranger (voice) / Chinchilla Weirdo (voice) | Max (voice) / Stranger (voice) / Chinchilla Weirdo (voice) |
| TTrina DeuhartJess (voice) / Coco (voice) / Mistress Whiplash (voice) | Jess (voice) / Coco (voice) / Mistress Whiplash (voice) |
| NNick AtlasFrank (voice) / Johnny Long (voice) / Random Dude (voice) | Frank (voice) / Johnny Long (voice) / Random Dude (voice) |
| SSeamus BrynerRick (voice) / Man on Screen (voice) / Rough Man (voice) / Mechanic (voice) | Rick (voice) / Man on Screen (voice) / Rough Man (voice) / Mechanic (voice) |
| JJordan WaltersSqueaks (voice) / Chinchilla King (voice) / Scientist (voice) | Squeaks (voice) / Chinchilla King (voice) / Scientist (voice) |
| SSassy AerisitaAssistant (voice) | Assistant (voice) |
| CCowboy BobAnother Guy (voice) | Another Guy (voice) |
| AAngry ALScantily Clad Guy (voice) | Scantily Clad Guy (voice) |
| DDavid JoelNews Reporter (voice) | News Reporter (voice) |