The mockumentary follows the cast and crew of the ill-fated '80s action cop thriller "McQueen." Starting off as the epic final movie in the McQueen saga, the film quickly begins to fall apart. Only one man can save the movie: Wes Brantley.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Stanton RutledgeRandy Everwood / Captain Paul Muse | Randy Everwood / Captain Paul Muse |
 Scott Alan WardBroadsky | Broadsky |
| AAllison KesslerSgt. Ellie Connor / Grace Ryder | Sgt. Ellie Connor / Grace Ryder |
 Daniel John KearneySkip Jackson | Skip Jackson |
| BBrian CeponisWes Brantley / Jack McQueen | Wes Brantley / Jack McQueen |
 Kelsey RheaLady Partner / Valerie Vixxen | Lady Partner / Valerie Vixxen |
| JJerry FerrellAntonio Carlucci | Antonio Carlucci |
 Brian BellVinny Fratelli | Vinny Fratelli |
| TTyya Jade MatteiMiss G | Miss G |
| JJay OczkowskiStretch | Stretch |
 Robert DiDonatoFreddy Finerman | Freddy Finerman |
| AAdam J. MurphyDozer | Dozer |
| AApril GolebiewskiBambii Valentine / Lt. Angel | Bambii Valentine / Lt. Angel |
| AAnnette ElphinstoneTiffany DePortia / Lt. Callaghan | Tiffany DePortia / Lt. Callaghan |