Finally -- a movie that's got a part for every body. Vincent van Gogh gave up an ear for the woman he loved, yet most guys wouldn't give up an ear of corn. Find out what 3-foot Meeko will slice off to get off on the lusty, busty 6-foot Stacey.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJohn CarvonisMr. Spleen | Mr. Spleen |
| DDom CavalierThe Organist | The Organist |
| EEd FlorenceGuy Looking Into Jar | Guy Looking Into Jar |
 Ricardo GilMeeko | Meeko |
| HHilda JannaySphincter Lady | Sphincter Lady |
| GGreg MandoliKidney-punched Boxer | Kidney-punched Boxer |
| KKathy McGeeNurse | Nurse |
| EErica PetersonStacey Jones | Stacey Jones |
| MMaz ShataraMrs. Spleen / Guy in Gallery | Mrs. Spleen / Guy in Gallery |
| EElliot SnyderSurgeon | Surgeon |
 Michael X. SommersThe Cougher / The Tinman | The Cougher / The Tinman |
| AAllen WhiteGotta Brain? | Gotta Brain? |