Both a parody of Wayne's World and its own functioning skit show. Young rockers Will and Luke introduce three self-starring short films: Chris and Bart Find America, The Time Machine, and FPS: POTUS. In between, they also perform rap songs "Oreo," "Time Machine," and "Heads in the Water," under the stage names of Pasty White and Raw Toast.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| WWill BoeseWill / Christopher Columbus / Pasty White / Agent Huey | Will / Christopher Columbus / Pasty White / Agent Huey |
 Luke GerdesLuke / Bartholomew Columbus / Raw Toast | Luke / Bartholomew Columbus / Raw Toast |
 Evan W. GerdesThe President (FPS: POTUS Segment) | The President (FPS: POTUS Segment) |