Jack and Victor face a miserable New Year when they become trapped in a lift at Osprey Heights. Winston recalls the daddy of all Hogmanays, in the dim and distant past when Craiglang knew how to throw a party.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ford KiernanJack Jarvis | Jack Jarvis |
 Greg HemphillVictor McDade | Victor McDade |
 Paul RileyWinston Ingram | Winston Ingram |
 Mark CoxTam Mullen | Tam Mullen |
 Jane McCarryIsa Drennan | Isa Drennan |
 Sanjeev KohliNavid Harrid | Navid Harrid |
| GGrant ThomsonCharlie | Charlie |
| TTony MartinNed 1 | Ned 1 |
 Gary FrenchNed 2 | Ned 2 |
 Jennifer BlackBetty | Betty |
| CCallum CuthbertsonBlowhard | Blowhard |
 Erin GavinErin the Nanny | Erin the Nanny |
| IIrene Ann BurtPub Regular (uncredited) | Pub Regular (uncredited) |
| WWilliam CassidyCharlie McAlpine (uncredited) | Charlie McAlpine (uncredited) |
 Andrew MooreParty Guest (uncredited) | Party Guest (uncredited) |
| AAndrew SloeyDisco Guy (uncredited) | Disco Guy (uncredited) |