Another exercise in surrealism: now, three knights engage in a series of challenges to determine whom the king shall bless with his choicest spot of land...once again, using imaginary weapons.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Evan W. GerdesThe King | The King |
 Archer MorrowSir Bop-on-the-Head | Sir Bop-on-the-Head |
 Josh PawlishSir Loin of Beef | Sir Loin of Beef |
 Josh WongDuke of Perrington | Duke of Perrington |
 Jeremiah GrossSir Jerington | Sir Jerington |