For Govan resident Rab C. Nesbitt, there’s little magic in Christmas when there’s no money to spare. While his long-suffering wife Mary and teenage sons Burney and Gash throw themselves into the festive spirit, Rab remains stubbornly cynical, delivering his usual caustic observations to camera about the commercial excesses of the season. The final insult comes when he discovers that his neighbour and best friend, Jamesie Cotter, has taken a job as a department-store Santa. A confrontation follows, landing Rab in gaol. Although he manages to make it home in time for Christmas, the atmosphere is so miserable that he decides he’d rather spend the holiday back inside.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| Rab C. Nesbitt | |
| Jamesie Cotter | |
| Mary Nesbitt | |
| AAndrew FairlieGash Nesbitt | Gash Nesbitt |
| EEric CullenBurney Nesbitt | Burney Nesbitt |
| AAndy GrayClerk | Clerk |
| Andra | |
| Dodie | |
| CCharlie SimDougie | Dougie |
| Charity Woman | |
| Man in Window | |
| Drunk Man | |
| Man in Pub | |
| Man Having Lunch | |
| DDavid McNivenMan with Harmonica | Man with Harmonica |
| Man with Cards(as Gerry Sadowitz) | |
| Preacher | |
| VViv LumsdenWoman Behind Counter | Woman Behind Counter |
| AAndy CameronPolice Man | Police Man |
| Man in Jail | |
| Woman in Dream | |
| EElaine CollinsDancing Woman | Dancing Woman |