All the wacky guests begin arrive to a birthday bash, but how many are really there to party?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Keir Henery-NougatHimself / John Lennon / Dave / Scottish Chav / Cider Boy | Himself / John Lennon / Dave / Scottish Chav / Cider Boy |
 Ben YoungHimself / Teleporter / Serial Killer / Screenwash Salesman / Laddish Guest | Himself / Teleporter / Serial Killer / Screenwash Salesman / Laddish Guest |
| PPsyHimself | Himself |
 Cam ThomasBirthday Boy | Birthday Boy |