"Women want him, men want to be him!" It's everybody's favourite noir-detective-fantasy-adventure-poker-skill-based-time-travelling-trilby-sporting-tastefully-xenophobic-quite-untastefully-racist John Boback, finally making an action-filled double-feature on your silver screens. Join John Boback first on the road to Smell Dorado, the Land of the Cold, and then on the road to recovery after losing his pride.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Keir Henery-NougatJohn B. Boback | John B. Boback |
 Cam ThomasDr. Michael Snorebius | Dr. Michael Snorebius |
 Max WalkerGrigbus Lipbalm | Grigbus Lipbalm |
| RRobert HughesBoback Impersonator | Boback Impersonator |
 Ben YoungBoback Fan | Boback Fan |
 Will BarsdorfTrumpeteer | Trumpeteer |